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Monday, January 27, 2014

Guacamole adventures 2014 Part 1

Good morning once again from beautiful Tulum. I hope this day finds everyone doing well. First off, I was "informed" by my beautiful wife that I forgot a couple of details about our visit to New Mexico before we took off to Mexico. We did a couple of hikes while we were there. The first one was a walk through canyon Del Tahoe near Socorro, NM. It was very narrow with steep sides, with some Indian petrographs drawn onto the cliff walls at the end/beginning of the hike. 

We also visited the Kelly Mine near Magdalena and explored/did a bit of spelunking. The nearby school of mines still uses the mine for educational purposes, so most of the shafts are still open. We went a couple hundred feet into a horizontal shaft until it curved downward and we could no longer follow it. Below is us at the entrance.

There was another horizontal shaft further up the mountain that was partially filled with water. The water condensed on the roof of the cave and then fell back down to produce some really cool looking stalagmites at the entrance. 


After our adventures in New Mexico, we loaded up and headed for Mexico on January 5th. The first day we drove South on I-25 to a border crossing called Santa Teresa. It is a much smaller crossing than Laredo (where we would actually be crossing the border) so we decided to stop and get all of our paperwork out of the way. It went pretty smoothly until we were about to leave we luckily noticed that Steve had given them the wrong vehicle title and had accidentally imported one of his motorcycles instead of the truck. It was very fortunate that we noticed this quickly. If we had not noticed and crossed the border a couple days later with the paperwork like that, who knows what would have happened. We got it fixed and got back on the road. We stayed the night in Fort Stockton, Texas and were on the road early the next morning. After another uneventful day of driving and we made it to Laredo, Texas where we would cross the border the next morning. 

We woke up very early and were on the road by 6:15. There was no traffic at this usually busy border crossing and we were through before it even got light. The GPS was spot on the entire way, so not much navigation was necessary. We made it to Santiago de Queretaro that day with a beautiful drive through several mountainous areas. We stayed in a new hotel on the East side of Queretaro and had an excellent Argentinian style multi-course meal at the restaurant next door. We were up very early the next morning and back on the road before the morning rush. Another uneventful day of driving, although the roads were pretty bad in some portions of this route. We were driving on Cuotas most of the way, which are Mexican toll roads. They can be pretty pricey so there was never much traffic on them. We were driving the truck and towing the Tracker, so the fees were quite expensive. The fees were never the same, but most of the time they ended up charging us the regular car fee for the Tracker. The truck, being a dually (dual rear wheels), was another story. Most of the time they charged us more than double the car fee even though we were not hauling any cargo. The truck bed was almost completely empty. It ended costing around $350 USD for all the toll fees by the time we got to Tulum. A note for anyone wanting to do this drive. If you take just a regular car, expect to pay $100-$150 in tolls each way. 

We passed North of Mexico city, and never got less than 60 miles or so from it, but we could tell we were close. The smog was horrible. Even that far away, it burned our throats and eyes, and it was very visible. Yuck. I can't see how or why people live in that, but there are over  20 million in that particular area. We also passed by Orizaba, the tallest peak in Mexico at around 19,000 feet. We forgot to take pictures, but it was pretty spectacular with it being the only mountain in the area. Shortly after Orizaba, we began our descent down from the high areas in central Mexico. Mexico City is at around 7,500 feet, so it was a long way down into the rain forests of the Yucatan.

Our stop that night was supposed to be in Villahermosa. Less than an hour outside of Villahermosa, Steve said, "Something is wrong, pull over." He ended up getting a pretty bad case of "turista", and we had to pull over a couple more times before reaching our hotel. By the time we got into Villahermosa, it was already dark and rush hour was in full effect. We crept through the outskirts with Steve trying to "hold it in" the whole time. We drove through all of Villahermosa without seeing a hotel that we could get the truck into. Once we realized we were out of the city and back into the country, it was past 8 and we were all exhausted. Over the next rise, like a shining beacon of hope when all seemed lost, we saw a hotel on the other side of the road. We took the next retorno and got two rooms. It ended up being a Hilton, and one of the most expensive hotels I have ever had the pleasure of staying in. We ate room service and got Steve everything we could to try to speed up his recovery. We wracked our brains as to how he got sick (since we had all eaten the same food), but finally decided it was because he had accidentally used the tap to brush his teeth the night before. DO NOT drink tap water in Mexico. Do not even get it in your mouth. That night, we went to bed worried that our journey would be held up indefinitely when we were so close to our objective. The next morning Steve was still sick, but much better than the night before. We decided to push on and let him sleep in the back seat of the truck and try to recover. 

The GPS was telling us we would not arrive until after 7:30 that night, so we had another long day ahead of us. We had been getting better and better at driving in Mexico over the previous two days, but on this day Whit and I really honed our Mexican driving skills. "When in Mexico, drive as the Mexican do" became the thing we said when we did something we would NEVER even consider doing while behind the wheel in the US. We said it a lot that day. Mexican roads and driving styles are very different that in the US. Sure, we drive on the same sides of the road, there are stop lights and stop signs, and the speed limits are roughly the same (although in Kilometers vs miles), but that is pretty much where the similarities end. There are hardly any divided, multi-lane highways in Mexico. Most roads are two or four lane and undivided. There is a LOT of truck traffic in Mexico, and most of the trucks are so old or overloaded, they can barely do 55 mph, while others can do just under light speed. Cars, on the other hand, all come with warp drive and seldom do less than warp 9.5. 

Blinkers are only used for passing in Mexico, never for turning. Some cars continually leave their left blinker on to let everyone know that they are going to pass you, no matter how fast you are going. We regularly did 112 (70 mph) in a 90 kph zone and would get passed by cars like we were standing still. That means that they were regularly doing 50% or more over the posted speed limit. We only saw these people get pulled over for speeding. The people like us that were only doing 20-30% over the speed limit never get pulled over. Also, the speed limit can change 4 times or more in less than a mile. We are still unsure of what the purpose of this is. It will go from 100 kph down to 60 when you pass a bus stop or small town, but people rarely slow down so we think it more of a notice for people to be cautious of pedestrians and other things in the road while passing through. Other times, the speed limit will go from 100 to 90, then to 80, back to 90, back to 80, then back to 100, all in a span of a couple of minutes. It makes no sense whatsoever and we never saw anyone changing speed while going through these areas, so we learned to disregard them. Another note on blinker use. Using your left blinker does not just let the people ahead of you know that you are passing, it lets oncoming traffic know that you are passing in THEIR lane. When they see you coming straight at them at 110 kph or more (on a two lane road with another car next to you that you are currently passing), but with your blinker on, they will promptly get on the shoulder and let you by while still maintaining warp 9.5 and texting their girlfriend. 

It is amazing, but we never saw an accident while on the way down. We equate driving down here to driving in a go-kart race. If you treat it as such, everything will be fine. Whatever you do, do not drive like an American. You get in everyone's way and make the race much less fun. We used all of these new found tricks on our last day and literally hauled ass. We followed one of the light speed trucks (a full sized 18 wheeler) as much as we could because he was bigger than us and was passing everything on the road. It took him about as long to pass someone as it did for us, which is why we stuck with him. We never had a chance of keeping up with a car, they were just too damn fast. The truck eventually won the race and lost us, but he had helped us make great time. We ended up arriving before 5, a full three hours earlier than what the GPS had calculated. It obviously did not have "driving like a Mexican" as part of it's route calculation formulas.

Upon arrival we hastily unpacked, went to the store for some provisions, ate dinner, and all went to bed after another exhausting day. We picked Tommie up at the airport the next day and commenced our vacation. The details of the vacation so far will have to wait til next time, so until then, stay warm and take it easy. Below are a few pictures of where we are spending the winter.








Sunday, January 12, 2014

Fall 2013

Hello from beautiful Mexico! I hope everyone is staying warm up there in the frozen North. It has been several months since the last blog but there is not much to report since we were working for most of that time. 

After returning to work in September we took a ride on the ST up to Rocky Mountain National Park and hiked the Emerald Lake trail. I highly suggest this hike to anyone going to RMNP. It was not very difficult and Emerald lake is worth the walk. 


The trail follows a very picturesque stream up to the lake. 


The lake is crystal clear and ice cold. 

We had an unexpected day off work so we decided to take a long weekend at the cabin. We took the ST so miss Nala got to get spoiled at aunt Kati's for the weekend. For the most part we just relaxed. We did a bit of target shooting and had a visit from the local mouse catcher while sitting on the deck one night. 


Whit got an idea in her head and had to put it down on paper. It is dark like most of her work is, but it reflects her personality well.

After the Great Flood, work slowed down some so Whit started picking up quite a few shifts at the funeral home. Our house is on a hill so survived the flood without a drop of water inside. A lot of other people in Colorado were not so fortunate so having their windows cleaned dropped to the bottom of the priority list. This left me with quite a bit of free time to go ride. I was not displeased with this situation in the least. I did a Poker Run at Rampart Range that was fun, but very dusty with lots of other bikes. Next I did a big loop ride from Denver to Idaho Springs, then up to the top of Kingston Peak, back down to Central City and home. It was a long ride but on some great trails with excellent views. 

The view back towards Denver near the beginning of the Kingston Peak trail.
 This is the highest point of the trail. At over 12,000 feet, it was pretty cold but the panoramic view breathtaking.

The trail down the back side of Kingston Peak had some early fall snow on it and was very steep. I am glad Whit was not on this ride because it got quite hairy at a few points, but nothing the Husky couldn't handle. 

The fall colors were just beginning at 9,000+ feet which made for a very colorful ride back down to Central City.

We took a week off work in early October and headed to Texas on the ST. It is 900 miles from Denver to Dallas and we did it in one day both ways. That is by far the farthest I have ever ridden a motorcycle in one day. It was also 20 degrees when we left so we froze our butts off for the first half of the trip down. We had to stop a couple times to thaw out and get the feeling back in our legs and hands. It must look weird seeing people doing jumping jacks on the side of I-70 at 6 am. We were pretty sore and tired after the long ride but all in all it wasn't too bad. The ST is made for these kinds of trips. We arrived without incident and I showed Whit around my old stomping grounds for the next week and we hung out with a lot of Texas friends. 

With the three musketeers back together, trouble is right around the corner. Jason was nice enough to have us all over to his house and even cooked us dinner. He has a beautiful family and a nice quiet neighborhood, at least he did until we came for dinner. We all had a few beers and decided to hang out in the back yard. They had a trampoline so naturally we had to try it out. By we I mean all of us. At the same time.

Several semi-inebriated adults jumping on a trampoline must be pretty loud. The neighbors thought some teenagers had broken into Jason's house and were having a party, so they promptly called the police. By the time they showed up, we were no longer jumping on the trampoline and were just sitting on the back porch talking. Jason defused the situation by telling them that there were no devilish teenagers about, just some 30ish adults having dinner. The police were a bit annoyed at having their time wasted but no harm was done. They did make Jason promise to be quieter when he jumped on the trampoline on weeknights though. For the rest of the trip we relaxed, ate all the food that can't be had in Colorado (Whataburger, Torchy's Taco's, Taco Bueno), and visited the best of what Dallas has to offer. We went to the Texas State Fair and ate a ridiculous amount of greasy food (chicken fried bacon, fried s'mores, fried olives, tamales, pork poppers, okra, funnel cake, belgian waffle, fried Reese's cups, alligator kebabs, bbq pork sliders, etc.). We also went to the Dallas Aquarium where they make the Octopus work for his lunch, we hung out with a sloth, and the monkeys have epic staches.






Once we got back to Colorado, the days were getting shorter and work picked up, so Nala was left in the RV to soak up as much sun as she could.

We went to the blossoms of light at the Denver Botanical gardens one night and Makia was our photographer.


Thanksgiving was at the house and we had a HUGE spread with different people in charge of different dishes. I was left in charge of all the meat so I smoked a turkey and a ham and roasted another turkey.

It was all delicious but we were all so busy cooking that not many pictures were taken. We worked for most of December and prepared to leave for the winter. I had some time off so decided to give Whitney a big Christmas present and completely overhauled her bike, both mechanically and aesthetically. It is now ready to race and commute. Hopefully she will be racing in some hare scrambles next summer. 


We spent Christmas in Illinois, but failed to take any pictures while there. We had a great time, but it was cold with crappy weather most of the time. We got to see all of the family, plus friends that we hadn't seen in a while. Nala, on the other hand, got to stay at aunt Kati's and get spoiled as usual. Makia got some good pictures of her.

Nala and her nemesis.


 As soon as we got back after Christmas, we loaded up the rig and the tracker and headed for New Mexico. We spent New Year's at Robyn's in NM and hung out in the nice weather down there catching up and packing for the drive to Mexico (and eating as much delicious NM green chile as we could). We left our RV's and Tommie (she declined to drive and decided to fly) at Robyn's, hooked the Tracker up to the back of the truck, and took off for Mexico on January 5th. The rest of that tale is for the next blog. Until then, everyone stay warm and we will try to stay cool and work on our tans. Hasta Luego!